Texting for Seniors

[NeverEnding]

I'm not a senior yet! But do I feel like it at times when it comes to texting. I know my numbers... but texting on an iphone is still quite the task for me. I don't know how Donna does it. That's why I stick to my blackberry! How about you?

I got a crack out of this thought I'd share it with you all.


Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.



ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[Newellin Thunder]

I must admit, I have not laughed that hard in awhile.

Here is another if your taking additions WMD: Wet My Depends

[1993Newell]

That's quite funny! I don't text but I do get photo messages from my children. Melba's on the phone with our son now and just read him the list he wants me to pass it along to him. We all still trying to catch our breath from laughing our butts off!

[Randy J]

ROFL... CGU!

lol!lol!

Thanks for the laugh Tom!

We can only laugh at gettin old. because sooner or later. it's gonna catch up with us.

[Jack Fouts]

OMG! If that ain't the truth. My wife didn't know what to think, since more of the list fits here. Figuring out how to shorten the list is the question? ha ha ha!

Maybe I should learn how to start texting the grand kiddies and let them try and figure out what I'm talking about. Won't that be a laugh.

[Jack Fouts]

Just for re-cap, the wife said it's not true about the list fitting her more, ha ha. She said I'm cut off the wine now so I best go hide the bottle.

[Archie T. Hogan]

I enjoyed reading your list neverending just remember we all get older :laugh: and sooner rather then later you might fit the list.:):)

Archie Hogan

[Gone Busing]

If I could ever see the keys well enough to text? What would the code be for that?

[FJGuard]

I need to use these now! ;)

ATD: At The Doctor's
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

[NeverEnding]

Glad I could get a laugh or two out of a few of you!