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ikcandco
10-12-2007, 05:02 AM
'The ONLY TOOL' needed aboard a NEWELL . . . After all, it's a 'Newell !'
'Remember the 'ADD that went something like this. . . '
»»»»»»»»» "WHERE'S THE BEEF ? ? ?"
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« ~ » "Well this is what I call 'B-E-E-F-Y' ! Texas Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzze !"
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« ! » If ever you see a man walking slanted to one of his sides or a woman dragging her hand-
bag, it doesn't necessary mean that they had one to many ! ! ! . . . If You' All Know What I Mean !
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« ~ » . . . this is an '- -O-F-F-I-C-I-A-L - - W-A-R-N-I-N-G- -'
. . . Don't try to board a plane with this 'Beef !' . . Oh NO ! ! !
. . . You Better Not ! . . Oh NO NO NO ! ! ! . . .
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« ~ » 'The Beefy Tool Photo' by CLICKING HERE (http://www.wengerna.com/prod_images/16999E.jpg)
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« $ » You will find 'The Beefy Tool's Website Page' and '$$$$' by «CLICKING HERE» (http://www.wengerna.com/browse/product.jsp?prod_id=1260&cat_id=1&sub_cat_id=23)
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« ~ » "This 'Tool,' should be 'Branded' the 'NEWELL SUPER SPECIAL OFFICIAL TOOL'
. . . or so and in 20, 30 or 40 years from now, I see a kid asking is Grandad ; Gramps, tell me again
the story of this 'Newell Tool'."
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May God Bless
KC ~ 46p What's this?