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01-23-2013, 04:16 PM
Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Newell' - The Masters Trophy! (submitted by larryweikart)
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
An 'Elephant Ass' - it's high and it stinks
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
An 'O.J.'- got away with one
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - way too far right
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far left
A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly, but still working
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole

Please feel free to add your own:beer:

01-23-2013, 05:10 PM
rollinglol oh man I was cracking up on a few of those.

01-23-2013, 06:59 PM
lol! Thanks for the laughs. Pretty darn funny.

01-24-2013, 12:30 AM
rollinglol Hilarious my friend hilarious.

01-24-2013, 03:04 AM
what a list lol!

01-24-2013, 03:41 PM
3218Nice list. Add one more........... A Newell: The Masters Trophy!
That's me, a "golfer"

01-24-2013, 04:23 PM
rollinglolrollinglol Now that's a laugh! :thumbup:

Randy J
01-24-2013, 07:39 PM
lmao! these were to funny. rollinglol

01-24-2013, 07:48 PM
That is "Freaking Great"! rollinglolMakes me want to go play a round. Larry, best addition of all :thumbup:!