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bigcatwally
06-07-2013, 06:35 PM
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?


When people say "PIN number," do they know they're saying "Personal Identification Number Number?


Why do labels on children’s medicine say not to drive or operate heavy machinery?


What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?


Share yours! I know I'll have more. :laugh:

77newell
06-07-2013, 10:31 PM
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Heaven really is longer than hell.

NEWELLWIZARD
06-08-2013, 08:46 PM
Bad decisions make good stories.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we thought to put wheels on luggage?

Why do grocery stores have so many checkout line registers but only keep 3 or 4 open?

"He's so ugly, he's cute". WHO came up with that expression and WHAT was he looking at?

speedingsport
06-09-2013, 04:14 AM
How can bottled water go out of date?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

How is it possible to run out of space?

speedingsport
06-09-2013, 04:15 AM
One more - lol!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

ccjohnson
06-09-2013, 04:32 AM
This is one I can answer! Neither, he is soup!

1993Newell
06-16-2013, 07:02 PM
Prunes are dried plums. Raisins are dried grapes. So, why do stores have prune juice, but not raisin juice? Or, conversely, why do stores have grape juice, but not plum juice?