[stewart33]

• Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway with either indicator flashing, but going nowhere.
• Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway even when the road is almost entirely empty.
• Picking your nose and believing that no-one can see you.
• Not realizing that there is any other setting for your lights than high beam.
• Indicating to move into a lane that you're already half way in.
• falling asleep at the wheel, just in time for the lights to turn green.
• Sounding your horn one nanosecond after the lights change to green if the car in front hasn't sped off.
• Sending sprays of wiper wash right over the top of your car and washing the one behind.