The last nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with his
young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him
occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed
the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of
the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is
panicking, shouting for help.
A well-dressed, attractive, and serious
looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks
up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully
drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and
twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the
boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the
nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying
a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has
suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
"No" the woman replied. "I'm with
the I.R.S."
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Clint C. Johnson / Fran Balm
Coach 289 '92 42'6" 8V92 Hybrid
Several Toads:
XL-7
F-350 4X4 Crewcab
F-250 4X4 Crewcab
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