Golf lingo

[MrE]

Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Newell' - The Masters Trophy! (submitted by larryweikart)
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
An 'Elephant Ass' - it's high and it stinks
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
An 'O.J.'- got away with one
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - way too far right
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far left
A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly, but still working
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole

Please feel free to add your own