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01-16-2013, 02:44 AM
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A lady walks into a luxury coach dealership.
A lady walks into a luxury coach dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect mid entry Newell coach and steps up inside it.
Upon entering she immediately gets comfortable and sits down on the fine leather upholstery, as she begins sitting, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
She gets back up, as a salesman is walking in through the door way.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this beautiful luxury coach?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just sitting in it, you are going to Sh*t when you hear the price."
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01-16-2013, 04:50 AM
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 Folks that is creative and funny! Thanks for sharing.
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Ken
Previous Owner of 3 Newell's
Wanted: Newell Coach Needing Engine Replacement!
If you want to sell, PM or Private Message me. Thanks!
"I know I’m not perfect, and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
-Bob Marley
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01-16-2013, 05:02 AM
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Sean
If Ain't a Newell, It Ain't Wurt Oonin!
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01-16-2013, 02:43 PM
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That could be pretty funny with a small twist...it was funny!
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01-16-2013, 03:51 PM
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That was funny! 
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Ed and Melba Covack
1993 Newell Coach Motorhome
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01-16-2013, 04:24 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Too Good!!
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01-16-2013, 06:31 PM
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 comical!
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Jay Wolfe
2005 Newell Coach
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01-18-2013, 12:08 AM
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bahaha oh dear that is funny stuff!
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Randy and Leeann Jagger
1991 Newell Coach
2011 Jeep Wrangler Sahara
"If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.”
"Sometimes I pretend to be Normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me." lol!
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