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01-28-2013, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Boise Idaho
Posts: 719
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Gentle Thoughts for Today
Birds of a feather flock together . .
And then poop on your car. (this is for Scott Whitney)
A penny saved is a
Government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher
It is to lose weight, because by
Then your body and your fat have
Gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find
Something lost around the
House is to buy a replacement ..
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman
Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.
The sole purpose of a child's
Middle name is so he can
Tell when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice: When you
Put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'
Together it spells 'Theirs....'
Aging: Eventually you will
Reach a point when you stop
Lying about your age and
Start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back
Their odometers. Not me, I want
People to know 'why' I look this
Way. I've traveled a long way and
Some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and
Would like to go back to your
Youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting
Old when everything either
Dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no
One tells you about aging
Is that it is such a nice change
From being young. Ah, being
Young is beautiful, but being
Old is comfortable.
Lord, Keep your arm around
My shoulder and your hand
Over my mouth . . . AMEN!
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Jon & Chris Everton
1986 40' Dog House #86
0 hp 8V92 Allison HT740
Soon to be 500hp ISM with ZF 6 Speed
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01-28-2013, 11:40 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 266
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Those are too good and very true. 
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01-28-2013, 11:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Sexsmith Alberta Canada
Posts: 594
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Keep em coming Jon!! 
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Keith, Krista and Family
77 38' Newell Coach Repowered from Smokin' V555TA To 325hp 8.3 inline 6 cummins, Allison 3000 series trans
87 40' Newell Coach 475hp 8V92 DD(sold)
22' 350hp Jet Riverboat
79 Ford F250 4x4
Many others to list
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01-28-2013, 11:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sugarland, TX or Salida,CO
Posts: 1,867
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 Good one Jon!!!
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Sean
If Ain't a Newell, It Ain't Wurt Oonin!
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01-29-2013, 12:51 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Where ever we happen to park the Newell
Posts: 485
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Thats right some of the roads weren't paved.
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Randy and Leeann Jagger
1991 Newell Coach
2011 Jeep Wrangler Sahara
"If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.”
"Sometimes I pretend to be Normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me." lol!
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01-29-2013, 12:57 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Heartland
Posts: 3,563
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It's amazing how many them fit. Crap and I'm not that old, just think I am.
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Ken
Previous Owner of 3 Newell's
Wanted: Newell Coach Needing Engine Replacement!
If you want to sell, PM or Private Message me. Thanks!
"I know I’m not perfect, and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
-Bob Marley
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01-29-2013, 03:20 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Idaho
Posts: 236
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They may fit, but they're still funny
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John and Patti
Julie and Gracie (Our papillons)
91 Newell
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01-29-2013, 02:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 270
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 Jon if those were gentle thoughts for the day...I think I'm afraid to read the other kinds.
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Jay Wolfe
2005 Newell Coach
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01-29-2013, 06:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The U S of A!
Posts: 368
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The easiest way to find
Something lost around the
coach is to buy a replacement ..
This one holds true the most for me.
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Ed and Melba Covack
1993 Newell Coach Motorhome
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