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Old 02-19-2013, 01:26 AM   #1
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Default The last nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his

young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him

occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the


The father realizes the boy has swallowed

the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of

the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is

panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious

looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a

newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks

up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the

counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the


Reaching the boy, the woman carefully

drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and

twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the

boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly

catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the

nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying

a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has

suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking

her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was

fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

"No" the woman replied. "I'm with

the I.R.S."


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Old 02-19-2013, 01:30 AM   #2
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Old 02-19-2013, 02:56 AM   #3
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Oh crappers! You know how the IRS can get jiggy with things. Good one Clint!
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Leave it to the IRS!
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:27 PM   #5
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IRS are by far the most crooked entity around besides our government of course. Good joke by the way!

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