we've started having birds land on the tops of our mirrors and make a mess while they are there !! I've tried covering the mirror with a plastic bag, they still land there anyway. Aside from the anti-pigeon spines I'm not sure what to do. Any suggestions?
You can also try placing rubber toy snakes on the ground around the area that your parked. (Just make sure you don't mistake a real one for one of your fakes, and tell the wife of your plans or she might kill you!) Have them in plain view. I would suggest picking up the colorful snakes that aren't realistic like pink, orange, blue they should work with the birds. I had this problem and then my brother told me he used them in his driveway to keep birds from pooping on his cars and RV. I tired it and it actually worked, birds are afraid of what they think will eat them. You can find these in a toy store, Walmart and even at some dollar stores. Good luck!
Just leave it dirty, it's a proven fact that birds stay away from dirty coaches. I mean we all know it's only the clean ones they poop attack. haha... Just joking. It sounds like you've been given a few good ideas I hope one works.
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